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  • Romantic Pick Up Lines: A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  • You: Your father must have been a thief.
  • The Romantic: Huh?
  • You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • The Romantic melts in your hands.
  • If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
  • I think you just stole something. [What’s That?] My heart.
  • Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
  • Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
  • Did it hurt when you fell? [Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
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  • I know somebody who likes you, but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
  • I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
  • I’m not drunk, baby…I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
  • Are you ok? Because heaven is a long fall from here…
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!
  • Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mum and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
  • Do you have a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes.
  • Do you have a library card? Because I am checking, you out.
  • Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mum and thank her.
  • I’m new in town…can you give me the direction to your apartment?
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off you.
  • I must be lost. I thought paradise wasn’t on earth.
  • So did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • You dropped something…my jaw!
  • Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I’m planning to save all my love for you.
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  • Were you arrested earlier? It has got to be illegal to look that good.
  • You might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look awful.
  • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa want for Christmas?
  • Hey, I just realised this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • Somebody better calls God because he’s missing an angel. So what time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Sorry lady but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.
  • Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
  • If you were the new burger at McDonalds, you would be the McGorgeous!
  • You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
  • Girl, you better have a license, because you are driving me crazy!
  • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the room instantly became beautiful.
  • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
  • Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.
  • Hey, I just realised this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
  • Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
  • Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
  • You know what? Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and me together.
  • Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.
  • Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  • Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
  • I know I’m not a grocery item, but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
  • Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you…
  • Baby, you’re a student, and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
  • You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my back? A little kid with wings just shot me.
  • What does it feel like to be the cutest girl in the room?
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  • I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
  • I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
  • I know why Solomon had 600 wives because he never found you.
  • I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and helped up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  • I’d love to wake up next to you in the morning.
  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • I think God took the colour from the ocean and put it in your eyes.
  • My dad was Fred Astaire, and my mum was Ginger Rogers. Would you like to dance?
  • God was showing off when he made you
  • You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going.
  • Hey, you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment….Do you want to prove him wrong?
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  • Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? [What?] My zipper.
  • That outfit would look great…in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
  • That’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
  • I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.
  • I want to floss with your pubic hair.
  • I want to use your thighs as earmuffs.
  • If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks?
  • If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
  • If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
  • If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
  • If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
  • If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
  • If you were camping and woke up with a used condom inside you, would you tell anyone? (No) Do you want to go camping?
  • If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
  • If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
  • Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!
  • You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!
  • Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • Hi. My name is {name}. I was running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here…write down your number, and I’ll call you to discuss my platform.
  • Is your daddy a thief? [“No.”] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say “yes.”]
  • Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get
  • Baby did you fart because you blow me away!
  • Baby, somebody better calls God, because he’s missing an angel!
  • [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, “What are you doing?”, say “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
  • If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  • I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
  • Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
  • My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
  • You must be the cause of global warming because of your hot!
  • I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
  • I want to get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… so, you want to go running?
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Romantic pick up lines to impress girlfriend:

  • If I had a flower 4 every time I thought of you and will think of u…I wud be walking in a garden…4ever.
  • If beauty were time, you wud be 4ever.
  • Your the light I see glowing brightly at the end of the tunnel.
  • Ur, eyes r dark like a castle moat at night. Lower your drawbridge, my queen, and let me cross.
  • Your physically perfect. The only flaw is…your lips…they’re 9t touching mine.
  • (While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
  • How are you feeling? (She says fine) I said, how are you feeling? I didn’t ask how you looked. (Wink)
  • I get nervous meeting new people. So I m 4cing myself to approach the prettiest girl in the room and introduce myself.
  • If I didn’t come up here and make u laugh…I wud kick myself 4 days on end.
  • I m baking a cake bt it tastes a little bitter. Why don’t you stick your finger in it 4 extra sweetness?
  • Some say that beauty is in a drop of water. Well, in the case we’re the ocean!
  • I can’t buy you a drink or else I wud be jealous of the glass, kissin ur lips and all.
  • I imagine kissing u wud be like drinking ocean water. I can drink all I want bt my thirst wud only increase.
  • I always thought it was just a fairy tale. bt now I realise your made from sugar, spice and everything nice.
  • So ur dad…was he a king or something? (Why?) Well, he must have been a king to make a princess like u.
  • I know I don’t have a chance with u…bt I’ve always wanted to hear an angel speak.
  • I believe the is something in ur eye. Er, no wait…it was just a sparkle.
  • Life without u? Well, I imagine that wud be like a broken pencil. (Why?) It wud be pointless.
  • Hey, u look like my first wife. (Oh? How many have u had?) None. Bt I m an optimist.
  • Do u hear that? tht rhythmic pounding noise? Oh, it’s just my heart beating.
  • Wow! U r talking to me? I think my dreams have finally come true!
  • I don’t knw if you’re beautiful or 9t. I’m still enamoured by ur eyes.
  • I have a bad habit of saying whatever it is I’m thinking. U r just drop dead gorgeous tonight!
  • 4 u I can be a knight in shining armour.
  • u knw…our teenage kids wud be smoking hot.
  • I m a man of few words. u r beautiful. wud u like to go out?
  • I think I love u…in tht dress. Haha, caught myself.
  • you r deserving of masterful poetry, 9t mere words.
  • I want to spend the rest of my life entertaining u.

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