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Pick Up Lines

A Pick Up Lines is a conversation starter with the intention of engaging an unknown person for dating or romance. Sometimes humorous displays of lovely interest, Pick Up Lines are most commonly used by men who pick up women.

Pick Up Lines range from straightforward discussion Starters such as introducing oneself, providing information about oneself, or asking someone about their likes and common interests, to more elaborate attempts including flattery or humour.

Sweet Pick Up Lines:

  • Sweet Pick Up Lines: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
  • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Sweet Pick Up Lines

Sweet Pick Up Lines

  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  • If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, so that I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

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Romantic Pick Up Lines:

  • Romantic Pick Up Lines: A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  • You: Your father must have been a thief.
  • The Romantic: Huh?
Romantic Pick Up Lines

Romantic Pick Up Lines

  • You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • The Romantic melts in your hands.
  • If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
  • I think you just stole something. [What’s That?] My heart.
  • Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
  • Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

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Cheesy Pick Up Lines:

  • Cheesy Pick Up Lines: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • You’re a real health hazard, you’re so sweet you’ll be giving me diabetes soon.
  • Pick a random number between 1-10….. You loose, now give me a kiss!
  • Do you care for raisins? OK, what about a date then?
  • Does this cloth also smell like chloroform to you?
  • Hi, I was just talking to my friend and he was wondering whether you think I’m cute.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

  • Wow, you must be a real dictator because I’m experiencing an uprising.
  • I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?
  • Hi, I’ve lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?
  • I’m no photographer, but I picture us together.
  • Are you an interior designer? Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful.
  • If I were a traffic light, I’d turn red every time you wanted to cross, just so I could look at you for a bit longer.
  • Hey, did you buy those pants on sale? Cuz at my place they’re 100% off!

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Funny Pick Up Lines:

  • Funny Pick Up Lines: Are you French because Eiffel for you.
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
  • Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny Pick Up Lines

  • Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  • I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

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Cute Pick Up Lines:

  • Where do you hide your halo?
  • It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  • I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 but I’m just the 1 you need.
  • I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Cute Pick Up Lines

Cute Pick Up Lines

  • I know somebody who likes you but if I wasn’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
  • If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  • My family has a history of high blood sugar, but I still want you even though you’re really sweet
  • If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  • You can’t be my first, but I want you to be my last.

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Pick Up Lines For Girls:

  • Pick Up Lines For Girls: What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?
  • Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you
  • Give me your name, so I know what to scream tonight
  • Hey, you work out?
Pick Up Lines For Girls

Pick Up Lines For Girls

  • Hey, give me your car keys… coz’ your driving me crazy
  • Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex
  • I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you
  • No ring? You should be someone’s husband

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Pick Up Lines For Boys/Guys:

1. WHAT’S YOUR NUMBER?
Him: Something is wrong with my cell phone.
You: Oh really? What happened?
Him: It’s just that… your number’s not in it.
Admit it ladies, who would want to be asked the traditional question of, “Hey, can I get your number?” when you can use this pick-up line as an icebreaker.
Not only is it clever but also funny!
That’s why it’s one of my favourite hilarious pick up lines.

Pick Up Lines For Boys/Guys

Pick Up Lines For Boys/Guys

2. CHRISTMAS TIME
Him: If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Although this line is not as realistic to use on daily basis, it’s a good conversation starter.
It’s not too cheesy and not too direct, a good balance that can potentially prove the line to be effective and change the course of you holiday plans!

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