Pick Up Lines For Girls

Pick Up Lines For Girls: What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?
Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
Give me your name, so I know what to scream tonight
Hey, you work out?
Hey, give me your car keys… coz’ your driving me crazy
Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex
I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you
No ring? You should be someone’s husband
I don’t feel so good; I think I need a shot of penis-illin
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
I’ve got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
Do you have a napkin? You’re making me wet
Want to give me an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under
Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you
How much woman can you handle?
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
I know why they are calling it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don’t we?
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name… Richard?
If I could have you in bed, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm You’ll do!
Do these feel real to you?
Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you
You’re beautiful and has U in it, but “quickie” has U and I together
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
Hi, I have a vagina
Don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
look at the guy, squint your sexy eyes, sensually lick your upper lip with the tip of your tongue
Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection
How do you like your eggs? […] I prefer mine fertilised
Do you do carpeting? Because I’m looking for a deep shag
Me so corny. Me love you long time
Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
Are you a rainstorm? Because I’m soaked.
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you’re heating up my taco
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
My taco would like to meat you
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
I’m a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me
Are you Richard? Because I’ve been looking for a Dick all day
How do you like your sausage in the morning… scrambled or blown?