- Pick Up Lines For Girls: What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?
- Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you
- Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
- Give me your name, so I know what to scream tonight
- Hey, you work out?
- Hey, give me your car keys… coz’ your driving me crazy
- Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex
- I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you
- No ring? You should be someone’s husband
- I don’t feel so good; I think I need a shot of penis-illin
- That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
- Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
- I’ve got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
- Do you have a napkin? You’re making me wet
- Want to give me an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under
- Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you
- How much woman can you handle?
- My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
- You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill
- If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
- I know why they are calling it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood
- Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
- I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
- I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don’t we?
- Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name… Richard?
- If I could have you in bed, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm You’ll do!
- Do these feel real to you?
- Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you
- You’re beautiful and has U in it, but “quickie” has U and I together
- Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
- Hi, I have a vagina
- Don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
- Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
- Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
- look at the guy, squint your sexy eyes, sensually lick your upper lip with the tip of your tongue
- Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts
- I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
- Your boner is giving my nipples an erection
- How do you like your eggs? […] I prefer mine fertilised
- Do you do carpeting? Because I’m looking for a deep shag
- Me so corny. Me love you long time
- Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
- Are you a rainstorm? Because I’m soaked.
- Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want
- You like to eat Mexican?. Because you’re heating up my taco
- Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
- My taco would like to meat you
- There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
- Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
- I’m a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live
- My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
- Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
- Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me
- Are you Richard? Because I’ve been looking for a Dick all day
- How do you like your sausage in the morning… scrambled or blown?
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