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  1. Funny Pick Up Lines: Are you French because Eiffel for you.
  2. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
  3. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  4. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  5. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  6. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
  7. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  8. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  9. I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  10. If you were a steak you would be well done.
  11. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  12. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
  13. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
  14. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  15. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  16. If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  17. Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
  18. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  19. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  20. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  21. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  22. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  23. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  24. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  25. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
  26. Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
  27. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
  28. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  29. Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
  30. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  31. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  32. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
  33. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
  34. Nothing lasts forever… Can you be my nothing?
  35. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  36. Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
  37. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  38. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  39. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  40. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  41. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  42. How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
  43. Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
  44. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anybody else.
  45. I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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  1. Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.
  2. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.
  3. Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
  4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
  5. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
  6. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
  7. Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
  8. I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn’t appear to have your number.
  9. Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.
  10. Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
  11. Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
  12. Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
  13. Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.
  14. Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.
  15. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  16. Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
  17. I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the gratest.
  18. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
  19. Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
  20. My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
  21. Wow, when god made you he was showing off.
  22. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  23. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  24. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
  25. Do You Have a Tan, or Do You Always Look This Hot?
  26. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  27. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  28. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  29. Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.
  30. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
  31. I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
  32. Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.
  33. Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.
  34. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  35. Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you
  36. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together.
  37. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  38. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  39. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  40. You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
  41. Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
  42. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
  43. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  44. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  45. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  46. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  47. Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
  48. There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
  49. I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
  50. If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
  51. Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you’re infected.
  52. I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
  53. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.
  54. You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
  55. My mom thinks I’m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

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