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  • Cheesy Pick Up Lines: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • You’re a real health hazard, you’re so sweet you’ll be giving me diabetes soon.
  • Pick a random number between 1-10….. You loose, now give me a kiss!
  • Do you care for raisins? OK, what about a date then?
  • Does this cloth also smell like chloroform to you?
  • Hi, I was just talking to my friend and he was wondering whether you think I’m cute.
  • Wow, you must be a real dictator because I’m experiencing an uprising.
  • I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?
  • Hi, I’ve lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?
  • I’m no photographer, but I picture us together.
  • Are you an interior designer? Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful.
  • If I were a traffic light, I’d turn red every time you wanted to cross, just so I could look at you for a bit longer.
  • Hey, did you buy those pants on sale? Cuz at my place they’re 100% off!
  • I seem to have lost my telephone number. Do you think I could have yours?
  • My friends bet me that I wouldn’t get to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Shall we buy some drinks with their money?
  • I’m sorry, you owe me a drink. [Why?] You see, when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • I was so struck with you that I ran quite hard into that wall over there. So I’ll need your name and number for the insurance company.
  • It’s not your breasts I’m staring at. I’m staring at your heart.
  • You look so familiar… didn’t we go to the same class at school? I could swear we had chemistry.
  • Excuse me, were you talking to me? [No] Oh well, you can start now.
  • Please call me Jack, but you can actually call me anytime.
  • Tada, I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
  • Oh wow! Are those real?
  • Your hand looks so heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
  • Let me read you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on the palm.] There. Your future is clear.
  • Did you just fart? I am just asking because you really blew me away!
  • I’m not trying to impress or anything, but… I’m Batman!
  • You: Do you have a map?
    Her: No, why?
    You: Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Would you kiss a strange guy? [No] Oh alright, well then, hi, my name is…
  • Wow, you have fantastic genes, they’re just screaming for reproduction!
  • If I were to follow you home, would you keep me?
  • Can you please give me your number? I’d like to call you and apologize for my intrusion.
  • Between 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? And would you like to?
  • I’m no weatherman but I think you can definitely expect quite a few inches tonight.
  • Do you know anything about statistics? I thought I’d flip a coin, what do you think are the odds of me getting a head?
  • I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn’t appear to have your number.
  • Excuse me, I have this here telepathic watch and they’re telling me you’re not wearing any panties. (But I am wearing my panties!) Oh! Damn, that thing‘s an hour fast.

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