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Pick Up Lines For Girls

By on Oct 12, 2016 in Pick Up Lines, Pick Up Lines For Girls | 0 comments

Pick Up Lines For Girls: What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides? Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy? Give me your name, so I know what to scream tonight Hey, you work out? Hey, give me your car keys… coz’ your driving me crazy Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my...

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Pick Up Lines For Boys/Guys

By on Oct 11, 2016 in Pick Up Lines, Pick Up Lines For Boys, Pick Up Lines For Guys | 0 comments

Pick Up Lines For Guys/Boys: 1. WHAT’S YOUR NUMBER? Him: Something is wrong with my cell phone. You: Oh really? What happened? Him: It’s just that… your number’s not in it. Admit it ladies, who would want to be asked the traditional question of, “Hey, can I get your number?” when you can use this pick-up line as an icebreaker. Not only is it clever...

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Cute Pick Up Lines

By on Oct 9, 2016 in Cute Pick Up Lines, Pick Up Lines | 0 comments

Where do you hide your halo? It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart. There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 but I’m just the 1 you need. I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks,...

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Funny Pick Up Lines

By on Oct 8, 2016 in Funny Pick Up Lines, Pick Up Lines | 0 comments

Funny Pick Up Lines: Are you French because Eiffel for you. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants! Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My...

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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

By on Oct 7, 2016 in Cheesy Pick Up Lines, Pick Up Lines | 0 comments

Cheesy Pick Up Lines: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? You’re a real health hazard, you’re so sweet you’ll be giving me diabetes soon. Pick a random number between 1-10….. You loose, now give me a kiss! Do you care for raisins? OK, what about a date then? Does this cloth also smell like chloroform to you? Hi, I was just talking to my...

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Romantic Pick Up Lines

By on Oct 6, 2016 in Pick Up Lines, Romantic Pick Up Lines | 0 comments

Romantic Pick Up Lines: A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your...

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