Month: August 2017

Cute Pick Up Lines

Where do you hide your halo? It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart. There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 but I’m just the 1 you need. I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. I know somebody who likes you but if I wasn’t so shy, I’d tell you who. If I followed you home, would you keep me? My family has a history of high blood sugar, but I still want you even though you’re really sweet If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry. You can’t be my first, but I want you to be my last. My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks? Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite. If you hold 9 roses in front of a mirror, you’ll see the 10 most beautiful things in...

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Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny Pick Up Lines: Are you French because Eiffel for you. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants! Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good! I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you. I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list? If you were a steak you would be well done. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it. If you were a library book, I would check you out. Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? If nothing lasts forever, will you be...

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