Best Knock Knock Jokes you ever heard

Question and answer Knock knock jokes

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It is always interesting to look at question and answer Knock knock jokes. Knock knock jokes may sometimes seems to be stupid, but most of the times you find it more hilarious and funny. I am sure you are going to roll on the floor and laugh after reading jokes on Question and answer Knock knock jokes. Being a human, it is important to laugh atleast once in a while. Let’s get started.

Question and answer knock knock jokes

Some question and answer Knock knock jokes for you

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me and I will tell you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be the last knock knock joke?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Luck through the key hole and you’ll find out.

knock knock!
who’s there?
awana
awana who?
awana get high

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
Nicholas girls shouldn’t climb trees….

Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise a lot a people in here!

knock knock
whos that ?
deerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
stupid….
ya me, stupid
can i get in.

Knock-knock jokes

Even more question and answer Knock knock jokes for you

knock knock
who’s there?
water
water who?
water you doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Grandpa.
Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!!!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rupert Pippslebum.
Rupert Pippslebum who?
And exactly how many Rupert Pippslebums do you know?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yes you are!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major day with this joke, haven’t I?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mavis.
Mavis who?
Mavis be a warning to you, watch out of silly jokes!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.

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