Best Knock Knock Jokes you ever heard

Knock Knock jokes for buddies

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To start with Knock knock jokes for buddies

My best buddies are always fond of knock knock type of jokes. Hence here is a collection of knock knock jokes for those kind of buddies. I am sure you are going to roll on the floor and laugh after looking out all these knock knock jokes. Knock knock jokes for buddies aims at providing you clean an fresh collection of knock knock type of jokes. Laughing once in a while is very important to have good physical and mental health. Hence keep laughing and enjoy the life.

Knock knock jokes for buddies

Look at these Knock knock jokes for buddies

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupt… ARRRRRRRRR!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot’s house.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

Knock-knock jokes

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mike Snifferpippets.
Mike Snifferpippets who?
Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know? Now let me in, it’s cold out here!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Atish.
Atish who?
Bless you!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already!

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