Best Knock Knock Jokes you ever heard

Funny Knock Knock jokes to tell

By sriniriya on Jun 29, 2017 in Funny Knock knock jokes to tell, Knock knock jokes | 0 comments

To start with funny Knock knock jokes to tell

People are always fond of laughing at funny Knock knock jokes. So we are here with funny Knock knock jokes to tell you and make you roll on the floor and laugh. After reading all these funny Knock knocks you are going to laugh and laugh until your belly hurts you. It is very much essential to laugh at least once in a while. Hence laugh out loudly and enjoy the life. Let’s have a look at these funny and hilarious Knock knocks.

Funny Knock Knock jokes to tell

Funny Knock knock jokes to tell

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who
Howard I know.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on the front porch. Let me in!

Knock knock
Who’s there ?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Andy
Andy who?
And he bit me again.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tickle.
Tickle who?
Tickle you!!! (Then you do)

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tick
Tick who?
Tick ’em up I’m a towboy! (Or girl)

Knock, knock
Whose there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any carrots in your lunchbox??

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icing
Icing who?
Icing so loud the neighbors can hear.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ailene
Ailene who
Ailened on the door and it opened.

Knock knock
who’s there?
Kook
kook who?
Who you calling kookoo?

knock knock
who’s there?
owl
owl who?
owl be there soon.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Rowan
Rowan who?
rowin’ a boat is hard work!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
dishes
Dishes who?
dishes the cops, open up!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amigo
Amigo who
Amigo to bed now I’m tired.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Guy to fix your doorbell
Guy to fix your doorbell who
Get it I’m knocking cos I need to fix your doorbell!!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Knock
Knock who?
Knock-a-doodle-do.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca soda if you pack a sandwich!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shocking.
Shocking who?
Shocking you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What is this, Harry Potter’s Sanctuary for Injured Owls?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me. You looking for trouble?

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